Ned Boulting

NED BOULTING RETOUR DE NED

What I Talk About When I Talk About The Tour de France

After a year away from the front line, ITV’s Tour de France commentator Ned Boulting returns with a fresh assault on our cycling senses.

The cunningly entitled “Retour de Ned” is an indispensable theatrical road map for anyone aspiring to wear the yellow jersey on the Champs Elysées: a really very rough guide to the tactics (pedal faster) and challenges (not pedalling fast enough) which will need to be deployed to win the biggest bike race in the world. Along the way, there will be time to call to mind the greatest racers of the age, and to do hopelessly bad impressions of them. There will be scope to celebrate all that is French about France, and all that is Tourish about the Tour: Stuff like ignoring 12th century cathedrals, peeing at the side of the road, pushing spectators over, punching demonstrators and generally behaving like a shaven-legged hooligan for a month while riding over entire mountain ranges.

Ned Boulting


So come along for another ride through the peaks and troughs of the silliest and the grandest month of the year, as Ned hands out his copious, thoroughly unreliable, advice on How To Win The Tour de France. Or if not that, then at least How To Watch It On The Telly.
Ned Boulting

TOUR DATES

08 OCT 2022
19:30
PLYMOUTH THE QUAD THEATRE
09 OCT 2022
19:30
LAUNCESTON TOWN HALL
11 OCT 2022
19:45
POOLE LIGHTHOUSE
12 OCT 2022
19:30
NEWPORT RIVERFRONT
13 OCT 2022
19:30
BRISTOL REDGRAVE THEATRE
14 OCT 2022
19:30
EXETER CORN EXCHANGE
16 OCT 2022
19:30
FROME CHEESE AND GRAIN
18 OCT 2022
19:30
HEREFORD THE COURTYARD
19 OCT 2022
19:30
DONCASTER CAST
20 OCT 2022
19:30
BURNLEY MECHANICS
21 OCT 2022
19:30
SOUTHPORT THE ATKINSON
22 OCT 2022
19:30
COLWYN BAY THEATR COLWYN
23 OCT 2022
19:30
BUXTON OPERA HOUSE
25 OCT 2022
19:30
YORK GRAND OPERA HOUSE
26 OCT 2022
19:30
ILKLEY KING’S HALL
27 OCT 2022
19:30
NEWCASTLE TYNE THEATRE
28 OCT 2022
19:30
LINCOLN NEW THEATRE ROYAL
29 OCT 2022
19:30
CHELTENHAM TOWN HALL
30 OCT 2022
19:30
RICHMOND THEATRE
01 NOV 2022
19:45
NEWBURY CORN EXCHANGE
02 NOV 2022
19:30
SOUTHAMPTON MAYFLOWER MAST STUDIO
03 NOV 2022
19:30
HORSHAM THE CAPITOL
04 NOV 2022
19:30
LEAMINGTON SPA ROYAL SPA CENTRE
06 NOV 2022
20:00
SALFORD THE LOWRY
07 NOV 2022
19:30
LEEDS CITY VARIETIES MUSIC HALL
08 NOV 2022
19:30
LOUGHBOROUGH TOWN HALL
10 NOV 2022
19:30
BURY ST EDMUNDS THE APEX
12 NOV 2022
19:30
ULVESTON THE CORO
13 NOV 2022
19:30
EDINBURGH THE QUEEN’S HALL
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